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We aren’t them. We didn’t start with soda. We’ve never dumped caffeine into something and tried passing it off as an “energy” drink. Because we know energy. Real energy
BUCKED UP Energy is blended with the devil you know -- 300mg of natural caffeine in our Original Formula (black can) or 100mg in our NEW Low Stim Formula (white can) -- as well as game-changers the other guys haven’t even heard of. Dynamine and TeaCrine to provide time-released, longer-lasting energy. Nootropics Alpha GPC and Huperzine-A to boost your brain. And of course, Beta-Alanine -- to tell your body it’s time to work. Or party. You decide.
When it comes to flavors. You know what to expect from us. The best.
- Rocket Pop: Time travel to 4th of July and taste that freedom
- Killa OJ: Orange juice is for kids in the suburbs. Champions drink Killa OJ
- Grape: You’re royalty. Fetch the servants, it’s time for your daily vine of grapes
- Blood Razz: Debate the exquisite “nodes” dancing on your tongue
- Blue Razz: Discover the origins of the mysterious Blue Raspberry
- Wild Orchard: Travel through endless orchards and breath deep -- this is paradise
The other guys are still stuck in the past. They make overhyped soda for the extreme athletes, the rockstars, the gym bros who like caffeine with their vodka, lambo lovers, and old guys who confuse misogyny with marketing.
We get it. We love most of those things too. But who said the rest of us don’t need energy?
The Ingredients:
Dynamine (The Sharpshooter): Attacks tiredness with the accuracy of an adept sniper. In double-tap fashion, it targets neuro-activators then the central nervous system. Because of its expert marksmanship, Dynamine has no adverse effect on blood pressure, cardiovascular system, adrenals, or vasoconstriction.
TeaCrine (The Overachiever): TeaCrine is the guy that can study for days, exercise for hours, and still out-drink you on the weekends. It kicks in right as caffeine’s peak ends. Then keeps going.
Caffeine (The Shotgun): 300mg of the second most abused drug in the world. You know what it does; unloads shotgun rounds on your adenosine receptors -- neurotransmitters responsible for sleepiness.
AlphaSize (The Whiz Kid): Clinically shown to increase mental sharpness, learning capacity, and memory. BUCKED UP Energy sends your energy levels into hyperdrive. You’ll need the brain boost just to keep up. Could add something about the strategist that gets the others out of trouble...
East Meets West Formula (The Science Sage): Why choose between enlightenment and educated when you can achieve both? BUCKED UP Energy combines clinically studied stimulants with ancient homeopathic remedies. Enjoy the benefits of energy today. Build yourself a better tomorrow.
Beta-Alanine (The “Tingling” aka Upgrade): Don’t panic. You’re not having an allergic reaction. That “tingling” is what upgraded reaction time feels like. It’s the signal that your body’s downloading the closest thing to superpowers humans are allowed to enjoy. Beta-Alanine boosts endurance, stamina, and has been shown to increase focus during stress.
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Non-Stim | BUCKED UP | BAMF | WOKE AF | BLACK | |
Late Night Lifts No stims to keep you up at night. Let the crippling anxiety do that |
✓ | ✘ | ✘ | ✘ | ✘ |
Caffeinated For when you really don't want to |
✘ | ✓ 200mg |
✓ 333mg |
✓ 333mg |
✓ 200/333mg |
High-Stimulant What are adrenals? For all you stim-junkies out there |
✘ | ✘ | ✓ 333mg |
✓ 333mg |
✓ 200/333mg |
Added Nootropics Cognition for |
✘ | ✘ | ✓ | ✓ | ✘ |
Improved Nutrient Uptake / Detoxification It's a lot of sciency stuff, but trust me, you'll love it. |
✘ | ✘ | ✘ | ✘ | ✓ |
All Natural No artificial coloring or sweeteners. (You're already sweet enough!) |
✓ | ✘ | ✘ | ✘ | ✘ |
Can be drunk from the skulls of your fallen enemies The original, and in my opinion, still the greatest "end zone" dance in history. |
✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
Amazing Taste Sweet or sour, (personality or tastebuds) we got you. |
✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
Tingly I promise you'd rather tingle in a squat rack, than tingle binging a series. |
✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
Extra Extra Tingly "If some is good, then more is better." -My Alcoholic Abusive Stepdad |
✘ | ✘ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
Focus Because sometimes, it's all that's left between you and blowing up the Death Star. |
✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
Extra Focus If lazy Star Wars writers have taught us anything, it's that there will be more sequels, with more Death Stars. |
✘ | ✘ | ✓ | ✘ | ✘ |
Keto Friendly (All fad diets friendly) |
✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
Insatiable Drive to Conquer Your Goals Get that revenge body. Therapy can wait. |
✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |

