On-the-Go Stick Packs!
Get your pump on the go! Stick Packs are designed with the “on the go” individual in mind. Just open and pour into your shaker, bottled water or free base it at your own discretion. OR, give a Stick Pack to your gym buddy, they will love you forever!
WOKE AF™ is not for beginners, rookies, or people who curl in the squat rack. This stim heavy dose has been formulated for those with only the strongest of tolerances. 3 different stimulants combined with clinically proven cognition enhancers, and a potent delivery mechanism will help you stay WOKE through the most intense workouts, longest work shifts, graveyards, study sessions, (or simply crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentation of their people).*
The (un)holy trinity of stimulants delivers energy, as well as the feelings that should come with higher energy, in a few powerful ways. 333mg of caffeine does what you know it does. We also use Synephrine and Dendrobium, though. Together, these potent stimulants can boost mood, motivation, focus, and even boost metabolism. Giving you all the energy to slay workouts without making you feel “over-stim’d.” Because TRUE energy should enhance your training, not distract you.
We believe your pre-workout should deliver benefits beyond training performance enhancement, though. Not only does this epic formula supercharge your workouts, it supplies you with long-lasting benefits to keep your system working at optimal levels. It does this with a groundbreaking mineral blend, Humic/Fulvic acid.
Benefits You Can Trust
- Promotes healthy detoxification
- Encourages nutrient absorption
- Energy so epic it might as well be transcendental
- Euphoria-level mood IG meme-worthy motivation
- May boost metabolism
- Improved blood flow for potent PUMPS
- Enhanced endurance and stamina
- Surgical precision focus
- Hydration and recovery
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| Late Night Lifts
No stims to keep you up at night. Let the crippling anxiety do that
For when you really don't want to
What are adrenals? For all you stim-junkies out there
| Added Nootropics
| Improved Nutrient Uptake / Detoxification
It's a lot of sciency stuff, but trust me, you'll love it.
| All Natural
No artificial coloring or sweeteners. (You're already sweet enough!)
| Can be drunk from the skulls of your fallen enemies
The original, and in my opinion, still the greatest "end zone" dance in history.
| Amazing Taste
Sweet or sour, (personality or tastebuds) we got you.
I promise you'd rather tingle in a squat rack, than tingle binging a series.
| Extra Extra Tingly
"If some is good, then more is better." -My Alcoholic Abusive Stepdad
Because sometimes, it's all that's left between you and blowing up the Death Star.
| Extra Focus
If lazy Star Wars writers have taught us anything, it's that there will be more sequels, with more Death Stars.
| Keto Friendly
(All fad diets friendly)
| Insatiable Drive to Conquer Your Goals
Get that revenge body. Therapy can wait.
- Dendrobium: An ancient Chinese herb, used as an energy boosting ingredient, has gained popularity since the ban of ephedrine. May also improve mood, focus, and accelerate metabolism.
- Synephrine: A very potent stimulant, this compound has become a staple for stim junkies. It can improve mood, aid in fat loss, stimulate metabolism, and enhance energy
- Caffeine: Increased to 333mg, WOKE AF is specifically formulated for those with an already developed high tolerance to stimulants.*
- AlphaSize: Clinically shown to sharpen mental focus
- Beta-Alanine: Increased to 3.2g for extended training sessions.*
- Citrulline Malate 2:1: 6g to maximize blood flow (PUMP)
- Humic/Fulvic Mineral Blend Extract: Powerhouse combo that helps detoxify our system without stripping all the vital nutrients and minerals -- like daily activated charcoal usage does-- while also helping dissolve anything we intake to make it more readily available in the system.
Take 1 serving 15-30 minutes before your workout for increased energy, pump, focus, endurance, and even hydration.
Note: WOKE AF BLACK will NOT break a fast or kick you out of ketosis.
Editor’s Tip: Consider our BLACK series pre-workouts a way to hack your way out of those post-cheat day symptoms. We can’t say it’ll totally negate that entire pizza you ate last night, but it might accelerate your journey back to healthy-living.
- PUMP-ocalypse: For even greater pumps & strength gains (20-30 minutes pre-workout)
- RACKED BCAA: For muscle recovery, endurance, and increased fat burning (intra-workout)
- The Original BCAA: For muscle recovery, endurance, and added hydration
- ALL BULK NO BLOAT: for, well, everything -- recovery, nutrient utilization, protein synthesis, hormone health, lean muscle mass gains (post-workout)
- Six Point Creatine: For increased strength, power, endurance, and oh so much more (post-workout or pre-workout)